Athletic Dept. of Dad Jokes

Dad jokes. Professionally printed.

The world needs more dad jokes, puns, and long-forgotten pop-culture references. Find the one that speaks to you.
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40SomethingDads

Pick your team

Be the Change Tee in Blossom pink

Your Mom

Death From Above Tee in black

Obscure References

Great Power, Great ResponsabiliDAD funny dad hoodie

Hoodies

Slightly Off Color collection - Wrong Week to Stop Drinking Tee

Slightly Off color

There Could Be a Dead Body in There Tee in black

Probably Offensive…

UnflappabiliDAD Tee in black

DAD Collection

Be the Change Tee in Blossom pink

Your Mom

Gifts for Dad

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Let Them Eat Elephants Hoodie

Let Them Eat Elephants Hoodie
$44.99
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There Will Be No Survivors Tee

There Will Be No Survivors Tee
$29.99
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Let Them Eat Elephants Tee

Let Them Eat Elephants Tee
$29.99
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There Will Be No Survivors Hoodie

There Will Be No Survivors Hoodie
$44.99
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How Dare You Hoodie

How Dare You Hoodie
$44.99
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It's The French Pirate Roberts Hoodie

It's The French Pirate Roberts Hoodie
$44.99
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How Dare You Tee

How Dare You Tee
$29.99
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It's The French Pirate Roberts Tee

It's The French Pirate Roberts Tee
$29.99

The 40SD Quiz

What's the name of that movie where they say…?

Dads love obscure quotes. Every shirt in this collection is a line from a movie you probably saw on VHS. How many do you know?
Name that movie